My Kerry Moment
(A work of fiction(?) by The Left Shue)
Dear Diary, (January 30, 2005)
Oh my goodness, what a dilemma I was faced with this week. As I have confided to you previously, I have been catching a lot of doo doo from the lefties at home for supporting our glorious war effort in Iraq. Well, last week, I was faced with George's choice to replace that wimpy Colin Powell as Secretary of State. He picked Condi Rice!!!!! A first I thought I would be home free with this vote. After all, she IS a BLACK WOMAN. I mean, what better way to reach out to those liberal elites in Seattle? But then that Barbara Boxer from California had to stir up trouble by bringing up all that old WMD business and how Condi had lied about whether there were WMDs or if that was the REAL reason for invading Iraq or just what all that was about. I mean, why does any of that even matter now? Boy did it ever stir up the folks at home though. I must have gotten a couple thousand emails before I told the staff to turn on the auto-responder.
But then it hit me.........remember when I was worried for John Kerry over that business of saying he would vote for war all over again EVEN when he knew there were no WMDs............ and then nothing happened? I mean, he had already gotten the nomination so, like, who else were the lefties going vote for? Duh........I mean I just made a couple of phone calls and soon realized that I had the full support of my state party already. After all, there is no way they are going to risk an incumbent's seat....(especially after Chris' mess).......duh! Still, I figured I better call Patty to see what she thought. After I told her I wasn't calling for money (yet), she said that, since she was digging for more pork (or did she say port?) money, she would probably be voting for Condi. The way she sees it, no matter what happens, Condi and George will both be gone by the time she has to account for her vote.
So here I am to say that I am a true believer in the power of incumbency. Oh sure, the lefties are pretty PO'd (pardon my french) right now but Paul and the rest of the state party board have already started the "We have to fight for Maria" bit. Oh yeah, I almost forgot about our new primary (or lack of a primary) thingy we have in Washington now. Paul says that, even if the lefties were to find somebody to run against me, there is no way I won't make the top two vote getters just based on name recognition. He says that everything will be forgotten and forgiven in 6 years.
Well Diary, I have to go vote for more money for Iraq. I will let you know how that goes.
Senator Maria
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